THIS IS NOT FUNNY

I DO NOT CARE THAT IT IS EXAM TIME AND EVERYONE IS BEING STUPID
PUTTING A SNAKE IN THE CORRIDOR IS NOT FUNNY
I ALMOST TRIPPED OVER IT WHEN I CAME ROUND THE CORNER
AND FANG JUMPED OFF MY SHOULDER AND WENT AFTER IT
AND NOW THERE IS A TEAR IN MY ROBES AND FANG IS ALL UPSET

NOT FUNNY

I DON'T CARE IF IT IS A REAL SNAKE OR A TRANSFIGURED BERTIE BOTTS BEAN
IT SHOULD NOT BE INSIDE THE CASTLE SCARING PEOPLE
AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR PUTTING IT THERE, WHOEVER DID.